What to do?: Attend the annual International Water 
Summit. So what it only lasts 4 days a year. That makes it all the more special. 
Think of it as the Middle East equivalent of La Tomatina (the Spanish festival 
held in Valencia every August where thousands gather to throw tomatoes at each 
other) but rather than throwing tomatoes the delegates throw water-related 
challenges. 
What to drink?: Anything but the tap water. Apparently 
it is full of heavy metals. At least that is what I was told by a man who is 
shipping Antarctic glacier melt water (in bulk) so it can be bottled locally. He 
may have been motivated to exaggerate. He gave me a bottle which unfortunately I 
lost during my next meeting. I felt appropriately guilty. Not only have the 
earths’ resources been plundered to ship the water halfway across the globe, but 
I hadn’t even got the decency to keep it. Bad Piers. 
Where to drink?: Rays Bar at the top of Etihad Towers. 
The perfect place to view Abu Dhabi at night. Try to not be put off by the truly 
awful puns (‘Rays Grill – the place to meat people’). 
Where to eat?: The Fish Market - a restaurant where 
you choose your meal not by consulting a menu but rather by 
selecting raw fish directly from a market stall, under the guidance of a very 
attentive waiter. The chef then cooks it to order. Its ridiculously expensive 
but quite a lot of fun. That was last nights’ meal and it certainly beat 
tonights’ restaurant (the Theatre at Rotana Park Hotel) where, after we had been 
waiting for an hour to be served, the head waitress told us the chef had left 
the building. Heaven alone knows who cooked what eventually turned up. 
 
What to avoid: The stray cats outside the above 
mentioned Fish Market. I had to step outside to take a conference call and found 
myself hounded by a very loud, very insistent cat. Its wailing was so bad the 
New Yorkers at the end of the phone asked if I had a baby with me. When I tried 
to encourage it to leave me alone, by pushing it away with my foot it simply 
rubbed itself lovingly against my shoe. I think it could smell the fish. 
For the avoidance of doubt, I was not trying to kick 
the cat. 
 
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