Tuesday 8 December 2015

No 130: ‘Twas the month before Christmas….


The water sector is not known for clever word play but Bactest, the Cambridge-based technology company, is pioneering the way forward. The CEO Annie Brooking, has a reputation for creating innovative and inspiring marketing campaigns. Aside from being the BFF for Myleene Klass (see Note No 60), she has even been known to burst into song whilst on the podium at conferences. She now has a new song, one specially designed for this festive season…

Bactest have developed a clever technology, called Shepherd, that measures and controls aeration in Activated Sludge lanes, saving copious amounts of energy in the process. So good is Shepherd that the Telegraph recently made a video highlighting its installation at Anglian Water. To see the video go to www.shepherdmanagingthefloc.com and scroll down.

What better way to celebrate this exciting technology than to create it’s very own Christmas Carol:  


Let Shepherd Watch Your floc by night
When you are not around
With Shepherd on your plant each day
Great savings can be found

Fear not, Shepherd said, for mighty dread
Whilst you are saving pounds
Your lovely bugs are nicely fed
Your plant is safe and sound

Not since the Thames Executive team sang ‘Merry Phosphorus’ at an impromptu pantomime back in 2013 has such a musical feat been achieved. ‘Merry Phosphorus’ was created to celebrate the recent installation of the Ostara P-recovery facility at Slough (the video is here: http://sdrv.ms/1cxwBQI, jump to 18 minutes in for the big finale).

Brilliant though Shephard and Bactest are, I should point out that my infatuation with it is not completely independent. I am about to step into the role of Chairman for Bactest. However I encourage you to turn my lack of independence into a positive. For those readers who have aeration floccs which need managing let me be your route to owning your very own Shepherd. I can connect you to the very people you need to speak with.

I will even make sure you get a special ‘Chairman’s discount’. It is, after all,  time to spread some early Christmas cheer.

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