Thursday 11 May 2017

No 165: Wet, Windy and Wild: The secret of a good corporate retreat


It is not unusual for big companies to invest significant time and money bringing their senior teams together once or twice a year so they can bond and discuss company strategy. Isle Group (www.isleutilities.com ), the company for which I am Chairman, is no different. Our senior team is spread across the world from Australia to California, Abu Dhabi to London. Being relatively small (at just 50 people) we lack the budget some companies might have for this exercise, but I like to think we more than make up for it in imagination. We can’t afford 3 days in a posh hotel in a prime holiday location. For us it is 3 days bundled together, sharing rooms and toilets and all our associated personal functions, in a big house in the English coastal town of Southwold. Situated on the Suffolk coastline, with the foreboding North Sea and the chill east winds, I like to think the team bond through shared adversity. Forget luxury. Hardship is the glue that truly binds.

Throughout this week the President of ‘Isle America’, Cristina Ahmadpour, who is used to the sandy beaches of San Diego and the pristine, gloriously warm waters of the Pacific has resolutely refused to even dip her toe in the freezing grey North Sea. Yesterday evening however, following a mix of coaxing and cajoling from myself and our CFO we persuaded her to give it a go. I think the offer to bump up her flight back home from a seat at the very back of the plane to one that was near the very back of the plane was probably the deciding factor.

The rule was she had to fully immerse. See attached 30 second video link. I particularly like Cristina’s impressive face plant and her accompanying Californian squeal. Note also the perfect synchronization as Ryan (our CFO) and I enter the water. We were channelling Tom Daley and Daniel Goodfellow, Ryan especially so with his exceptionally small budgie smugglers.


Why do something one once, when there is the perfect opportunity to do it twice? Especially if you can bring in all your friends. As the evening progressed and the wine flowed, the team bonded and at midnight a second dip, this time without the protection of a wet suit, seemed a good idea. Midnight is clearly not the best time for decision making in the Isle family.

It is only now, as I look at the photos, that I see that our MD for Europe, Dutchman Dr Ignaz Worm, appears to have been so whipped up by the enthusiasm that he didn’t let the fact he lacked swimming trunks deter him. Underpants are just as functional. Now that’s impressive team bonding. Beat that IBM and Google!

Fun fact: Someone in the Isle senior team has the copyright symbol, ©, tattooed on the upper cheek of their left buttock. It looks like they have been stamped for the Congestion Charge. Bless.

Cristina - BEFORE THE SWIM














Cristina - AFTER THE SWIM



BEFORE THE MIDNIGHT DIP

AFTER THE MIDNIGHT DIP







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