Friday, 19 February 2016

No 140: Pride and Prejudice


In India it is the law that all large businesses must make an ‘investment’ in Corporate Social Responsibility. Any company making a profit of over $800k must contribute 2% from each of the three previous years’ profits to CSR projects (ie 6% per year spread over a rolling three year period). India is a very big place, with a lot of very big corporations. 16,000 of them. There is apparently over $2bn currently ear-marked for CSR but not yet allocated due to a lack of suitable projects. A whole new industry has developed to help spend this money. I had a rather bizarre experience this week when I met someone (who had undoubtedly lost perspective) who disdainfully said: ‘Now that they are finally running out of do-goodie education projects there might actually be some opportunities in the water sector…’.  

Despite this rather narrow minded statement there are indeed some startling innovations coming out of India. In a separate meeting I heard about a novel small-scale, solar-powered, thin-film distillation unit which can produce clean water for less than £0.02/litre (for my metrically-challenged US followers, that is approximately 12cents/US gallon). I found myself tingling with excitement as they recounted how the process works.

Blame for the lack of CSR spending is cast far and wide, but mostly levelled at the complex systems and hierarchy associated with the scheme. It is almost 70 years since the British left India but we seem to have left a legacy of bureaucracy, pecking orders and class-obsession that I struggle to see as positive. Sadly, I am no better. I have the same proud cravings and prejudices. Perhaps it is a British thing. 

For example, this evening I attended an awards dinner. Never one of my favourite pastimes since they tend to involve back-slapping and I never get slapped. Tonight however it was different. I was one of the chosen! I received the Lifetime Leadership Award for my Contribution to Technology in the Water Sector (best to gloss over the ‘lifetime achievement’ bit, it infers it is time I shuffled off my mortal coil). I am honoured, of course. I am honestly not sure it is deserved, but I can’t deny that my ego swelled. As I write this I am in a taxi heading towards airport through the busy late-night Mumbai traffic. In my bag I have the award, a unique combination of garish golden plastic on a heavy, wooden plinth. It could serve well as a weapon if needed. It will either push my hand-baggage over the weight limit, or will get me strip searched as a potential terrorist.


Knowing my luck, probably both.

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