Wednesday, 20 January 2016

No 136: Stuff I learnt this week…


I have spent the first part of this week in Abu Dhabi at the International Water Summit. This is a mammoth event with exhibitors and conference speakers aplenty. There are literally thousands of delegates and hundreds of exhibitors, all networking and doing deals and generally keeping the wheels of commerce turning. The event is sponsored by Masdar, the multi-billion dollar Abu Dhabi company that is both the brains and the money behind many of the sustainability initiatives in the region. The Masdar logo is everywhere, and so it should be, they have pumped millions into sponsoring the event. Little old Isle, the small technical consultancy for which I am Chairman, is coordinating ‘Innovate@IWS’, a dragons den forum for new technologies which is running across all three days of the event. We are miniscule compared to Masdar so you can imagine my delight when I spotted that our logo was bigger than that of Masdar (see attached). I suspect someone will get sacked for this, but for my part I want to shake their hand and express my gratitude.Lesson learnt: Size Does Matter


One of the many historic deals that was formally signed during the past few days was the renewal of a three year agreement between Isle and WSAA (the Water Services Association of Australia). Adam Lovell, WSAA’s CEO, and I had a suitably grand signing ceremony this morning, complete with video cameras, post-event interviews and photographers. After three years working together to bring new, disruptive technologies to the Australian Water Sector we are committing to another three years. It is the corporate equivalent of renewing our marriage vows! Despite all the pomp and glamour that will be fantastically captured in the photos, web-blogs and press releases one key fact is missing. There wasn’t actually anyone in the audience when we signed the documents. Lesson learnt: You Don’t Always Need and Audience

I have written previously about the rising salinity in the Gulf. This is an emerging catastrophic environmental issue that must be addressed now. I had wrongly assumed that the chief cause of the salinity increase was the 1500+ desalination facilities in the region, many of which discharge a nasty strong brine into the Gulf. Listening to Dr Ouarda from the Masdar Institute, I learnt that brine is actually a resource from which we can extract energy and precious metals, and that the increase in the Gulf’s salinity is caused more by increased evaporation (due to climate change) than brine discharges. Furthermore, I attended the inaugural Global Clean Water Desalination Alliance (GCWDA) meeting. The main objective of the GCWDA is simple: to develop a credible, reliable, robust desalination method that is completely carbon neutral. Their catch phase is ‘H20 without CO2’. If this can be made to work (and quickly) there might be hope for the Gulf.  Lesson learnt: There is hope. There is always hope.

In recent years I have been likened to Woody Harrelson more times than I care to mention. Usually people come up to me and say something to my face (‘Hey mate, you look like that bloke from Cheers/Hunger Games/Zombieland! You know, the bald bloke that looks a bit manic and weird’). This week I discovered people talk about my Woody-likeness behind my back. If he ever follows the example of some of his Hollywood colleagues and makes an all-action film where Arabs are the baddies I will be screwed. My ability to get through local airport customs is already pretty difficult, that would be the final straw. Lesson Learnt: My fate is in Woody’s hands.

Finally, security at IWS is tight. Or at least gives the impression of being tight. The entrance to the event has airport-like security with x ray machines and body scanners. For the first two days the scanners beeped whenever anyone walked through them and no one seemed to take any notice. On the third day they addressed this annoying beeping problem….by turning them off completely. Like non-thinking robots we all still queued diligently to go through them. Yesterday when I made it through the scanner I found that someone before me had mistakenly taken my bag as it looked similar to his own. It took 30 minutes and a Sherlock Holmes like search of his bag to locate him. He was mortified when I eventually connected with him but I told him it didn’t matter, thinks like this happen. Little does he know I removed his passport. Payback will be sweet. Lesson Learnt: I need a Pink Rucksack, Black is too Common

Late tonight, at 230am, I fly back to the UK. I am choosing to see my overnight flight in Economy as part of my training for this coming weekends swim in Haiti (see last Note). Many thanks to those of you who have kindly made donations, I am overawed at your generosity. The link to donate is at: http://swimforhaiti.org/donate.html, should you feel so minded.  

This Note, and previous entries can be found at  http://notesfrompiers.blogspot.co.uk/



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